Total for this year: 118
For being a retard and forgetting his deck equalling a flat water swim
Bimble before witches
Fucked Eas a' Chathaidh
Last Hole on Chicken Chute
Fell over coming out the end off speed
Plugged the last step of triple
Penny landed on him when he was trying to roll???
Gauld Bags Fault
end of the island rapid
Ran down a grade 3 by herself (Brick to the Rescue)
Got in a fight with a grade 1 tree....... and lost
Nailed main event, smashed into wall going through hole, fell in , pushed against wall more then fell in smashed his hands a bit and lost his paddles < (Pedens words exactly)
Nailed the line, got the boof, needed a bigger boat for a high feugh.
Fucked up her roll (her words not mine)
Swam on first rapid and lost the jefe (it has been found)
Seal launch, Fell in, dropped paddles, couldnt handroll
boily eddy line
Big hole at the bottom
somewhere before bitchin first river roll
3rd drop on triple
Bottom of crack of doom
Bimbles before ski jump
Second drop on triple
hanging on in crack of doom
second drop on triple
Being a gauld bag on crack of doom
Getting wet in Victoria
Saving Peden from losing face in Triple.
Before Carnage Corner
Eddying out at the start
The big hole at the start
Big hole at the start
After the gorge
eddy near start
SWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMM on Coffin
Eddying out after acing the Linn
Bimble before Linn
Didn't know where to go on rock slide and ended up on the left ran the whole thing on his head
Got pinned on a bimble and swam
Got back in boat and swam on the second drop as well
Swam on first drop of the main event got out before second drop
Went over on a boily eddy line on a spate run.
Kindly knocking Leslie out of a hole
Fell in whilst eddying out.
Hit Roddy and fell into the last hole because of Roddy. Refused a bootie because of Roddy. It was Roddy's fault.
Top Drop. Badly.