the cobwebs need to get blown off this thread

so summarizion of carnage named so far
spew - ahsley
sex/romance - for joe/roddy/meike/meikes flatmates
beating/destruction for pip's face
beating/destruction for Jessi's hand
spew - joe
drunken banter - joe, tith, meike, ashley, pip, niall, victoria, katie
does drunken banter still exist? I quite liked it
theres so much more, start naming and shaming!