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Carnage list for this year

Total for this year: 264

Recent Carnage

Date Name Carnage Description
2013-05-06 PennyColes Spewage (-5)

downed a bowl of chocolate
2013-05-05 tex Automobile Carnage (10)

Driving over Jacks kit with the bus
2013-05-05 Murray-notcunt Destruction (5)

everything in the Clachaig
2013-05-05 Murray-notcunt Spewage (-5)

sending off the old buses by spewing all down the side of one
2013-05-04 titch Spewage (-5)

clachaig
2013-04-26 Murray Spewage (-5)

spewed so much he burst his nose
2013-04-23 Murray-notcunt Steals (5)

RGU barmans hat
2013-04-21 Aberdan Sex and Romance (5)

Michela

2013-04-21 MichaelaH Sex and Romance (5)

Aberdan

2013-04-21 PennyColes Nudity (10)

Taps aff at Bucs
2013-04-21 MichaelaH Nudity (10)

Taps aff at Bucs
2013-04-21 EstherS Nudity (10)

Taps aff at Bucs
2013-04-21 Brodie Spewage (-5)

Bucs faliure
2013-04-21 Murray-notcunt Spewage (-5)

Bucs failure
2013-04-21 CalumPeden Spewage (-5)

Bucs failure
2013-04-21 Michaela Spewage (-5)

Bucs failure

2013-04-16 Roddy Long Arm of The Law (15)

Breathalised on Glen Etive road after the clachaig
2013-04-16 PennyColes Taking one for the team (8)

Showed jack his first boobs
2013-04-16 Murray-notcunt Destruction (5)

His cheap-ass shit boat on the upper tummel
2013-04-16 titch Involving keys (-10)

Leaving purse in the van causing roddy to break into the key box to get back in
2013-04-16 Jack Missing Boating (-10)

"Too hungover to paddle the tay"
2013-04-16 PennyColes Missing Boating (-10)

"Too hungover to paddle the tay"
2013-04-16 Jack Gay Swim (-5)

Arkaig with no water
2013-04-16 Gregs Nudity (10)

Naked boating on the turret
2013-04-16 titch Nudity (10)

Naked boating on the turret
2013-04-16 Murray-notcunt Nudity (10)

Naked boating on the turret
2013-04-16 CalumPeden Nudity (10)

Naked boating on the turret
2013-04-16 Roddy Spewage (-5)

Swallowed some Falkirk canal water
2013-03-22 Meike Steals (5)

stole a fiver.
2013-03-16 Murray Missing Boating (-10)

Mised boating
2013-03-16 Murray-notcunt Missing Boating (-10)

2013-03-09 PennyColes Missing Boating (-10)

upper findhorn
2013-03-09 Christina Fraser Nasty Beating (15)

Dislocated shoulder when rolling
2013-03-03 Christina Fraser Missing Boating (-10)

Too scared of the Dee
2013-03-03 Heledd Missing Boating (-10)

Too hungover for the Dee. Lame sauce
2013-03-02 mburke Nasty Beating (15)

Made a solid attempt at biting a chunk out of a rock on the N'esk today. Needless to say, his front teeth are severely chipped now
2013-03-01 Murray-notcunt Steals (5)

Stole someone's birthday hat in a club. This started a fight. The 'N' in his name really needs removed.
2013-02-23 Aberdan Sex and Romance (5)

Victoria
2013-02-23 calum Missing Boating (-10)

Slept in for "awesome" deeside trip
2013-02-11 Christina Fraser Urinating in Strange Places (5)

On a mattress behind macdonalds
2013-02-11 Murray-notcunt Spewage (-5)

Skank
2013-02-11 Murray-notcunt Steals (5)

the cognac deserves another steal
2013-02-11 Jessi Steals (5)

Rubber bar mat/whip
2013-02-11 Murray-notcunt Steals (5)

A bottle of courvoisier cognac
2013-02-04 CalumPeden Spewage (-5)

carrots and mould
2013-02-03 Murray-notcunt Spewage (-5)

Into a skip in kirkaldy
2013-02-02 CalumPeden Disregard for Personal Safety (15)

Climbed up a few floors of scaffolding

2013-02-02 Roddy Spewage (-5)

All over jacks brother's doorstep
2013-02-02 Ciaran Steals (5)

Stole a tree
2013-02-02 Murray-notcunt Long Arm of The Law (15)

Got every club kicked out of viper
2013-02-02 PennyColes Sex and Romance (5)

Thor
2013-02-02 CalumPeden Nudity (10)

Streaking the ceilidh and got chased Benny Hill style by the security guard
2013-02-02 CalumPeden Nudity (10)

skinny dipping the polo final
2013-01-26 Ciaran Pinned (5)

under the duo
2013-01-24 calum Disregard for Personal Safety (15)

Swam dived into the pool and 'broke' his nose
2013-01-02 Leslie Good Chat (8)

expertly executed Heimlich Maneuver to stop andy choking

2013-01-02 Andy H Spewage (-5)

epic amount of spewage off the balcony
2013-01-01 Jack Nudity (10)

new year skinny dip
2013-01-01 Ciaran Nudity (10)

new year skinny dip
2013-01-01 Leslie Nudity (10)

new year skinny dip
2013-01-01 Murray Nudity (10)

new year skinny dip
2013-01-01 MichaelaH Spewage (-5)

it turns out that thistley cross is a strong cider. it did not stay down long
2012-12-31 Murray Destruction (5)

Frodo
2012-12-14 calum Destruction (5)

ciaran's nose
2012-12-14 AlexB Steals (5)

gas canister
2012-12-10 mburke Sex and Romance (5)

Cicily
2012-12-10 Cicily Sex and Romance (5)

Burke
2012-12-10 PennyColes Sex and Romance (5)

Joe
2012-12-09 Gregs Walk of Shame (Lame Portage) (-10)

2012-12-09 Murray-notcunt Walk of Shame (Lame Portage) (-10)

Bitched out of fish ladder at 0.75
2012-12-09 Roddy Walk of Shame (Lame Portage) (-10)

Bitched out of fish ladder at 0.75
2012-12-09 AlexB Walk of Shame (Lame Portage) (-10)

Bitched out of fish ladder at 0.75
2012-12-08 Roddy Automobile Carnage (10)

Got the bus stuck in an icy ditch. AGAIN!
2012-12-08 Cicily Missing Boating (-10)

slept in for Dee trip
2012-12-08 PennyColes Missing Boating (-10)

slept in for Dee trip
2012-12-07 Kirst Sex and Romance (5)

Pip
2012-12-05 Murray Sex and Romance (5)

Penny
2012-12-05 PennyColes Sex and Romance (5)

Murray
2012-12-05 Jessi Nasty Beating (15)

Concussion on her 21st
2012-12-01 PennyColes Spewage (-5)

epic amount of spewage from a disgracefully small amount of drink
2012-12-01 Roddy Automobile Carnage (10)

Ditched the bus
2012-12-01 Brodie Automobile Carnage (10)

Ditched the van missing the bus by a foot
2012-11-23 Cicily Sex and Romance (5)

Pip
2012-11-16 Christine Steals (5)

Stole a really fancy glass from exo. It was huge.
2012-11-10 PennyColes Urinating in Strange Places (5)

Took a piss in Thors sink
2012-11-08 Christine Missing Boating (-10)

N'esk 8/11
2012-11-05 CalumPeden Long Arm of The Law (15)

Set the fire alarm off in exo, good to see the inside of a riot van
2012-11-02 Ciaran Spewage (-5)

Wizardsticks ended with ciaran exploding over king street
2012-11-01 EstherS Taking one for the team (8)

PEDEN!! Thank you Esther
2012-11-01 CalumPeden Taking one for the team (8)

Esther
2012-10-31 EstherS Sex and Romance (5)

Sexy Nurse Peden
2012-10-31 CalumPeden Sex and Romance (5)

Esther
2012-10-26 Cicily Sex and Romance (5)

Murray
2012-10-26 Murray Sex and Romance (5)

Cicily
2012-10-21 Heather Missing Boating (-10)

2nd day of freshers weekend
2012-10-21 rachel mackay Involving keys (-10)

locked keys in the room on freshers weekend
2012-10-21 Meike Gay Swim (-5)

roolfail on the spey......LOL
2012-10-21 Jack Nudity (10)

slip and slide
2012-10-21 Murray Urinating in Strange Places (5)

under owen's face
2012-10-21 luke Urinating in Strange Places (5)

Peden's (and Murray NC's) pint
2012-10-21 CharlesHC Missing Boating (-10)

2nd day of freshers weekend
2012-10-21 Kirst Missing Boating (-10)

2nd day of freshers weekend
2012-10-21 bryony Missing Boating (-10)

2nd day of freshers weekend
2012-10-21 PennyColes Missing Boating (-10)

2nd day of freshers weekend
2012-10-21 EstherS Missing Boating (-10)

2nd day of freshers weekend
2012-10-21 MichaelaH Missing Boating (-10)

2nd day of freshers weekend
2012-10-21 Andy H Missing Boating (-10)

2nd day of freshers weekend
2012-10-21 Katieee Missing Boating (-10)

2nd day of freshers weekend
2012-10-21 Leslie Nudity (10)

slip and slide
2012-10-21 A.J Nudity (10)

slip and slide
2012-10-21 Andy H Nudity (10)

slip and slide
2012-10-21 CharlesHC Nudity (10)

slip and slide
2012-10-21 Cameron Paterson Spewage (-5)

Freshers weekend casualty

2012-10-21 Kirst Sex and Romance (5)

Sandy
2012-10-21 PennyColes Taking one for the team (8)

Leslie
2012-10-21 Kirst Taking one for the team (8)

Sandy
2012-10-21 Owen Spewage (-5)

Explosion over walls, floors, himself, his bed. Epic
2012-10-21 Sandy Niven Sex and Romance (5)

Kirsten
2012-10-21 Andy H Sex and Romance (5)

Micheala
2012-10-21 MichaelaH Sex and Romance (5)

Andy
2012-10-21 Abi Sex and Romance (5)

AJ
2012-10-21 Cicily Sex and Romance (5)

AJ
2012-10-21 A.J Sex and Romance (5)

Abi
2012-10-21 A.J Sex and Romance (5)

Cicily
2012-10-21 Meike Destruction (5)

Breaking ciaran's wrist
2012-10-21 Ciaran Nasty Beating (15)

Broken wrist thanks to meike kicking him out of bed
2012-10-20 Murray Nudity (10)

Being filthy and sleeping naked at the bar
2012-10-16 PennyColes Sex and Romance (5)

Leslie
2012-10-16 Leslie Sex and Romance (5)

Penny
2012-10-14 Murray-notcunt Gay Swim (-5)

Swim like a fag on the dee
2012-10-13 CalumPeden Urinating in Strange Places (5)

Oram's face
2012-10-08 Sophie Canty Sex and Romance (5)

Baker's Slampiece
2012-10-08 AlexB Sex and Romance (5)

Soapy
2012-10-08 Heledd Sex and Romance (5)

Greg
2012-10-08 Gregs Sex and Romance (5)

Heledd
2012-10-08 Murray Sex and Romance (5)

Sexed anita
2012-10-08 Anita Sex and Romance (5)

Murray
2012-10-08 AlexB Steals (5)

C
2012-10-08 AlexB Steals (5)

C
2012-10-08 PennyColes Steals (5)

U
2012-10-08 PennyColes Steals (5)

A
2012-10-08 TomHaywood Long Arm of The Law (15)

Woke up in a police cell after pub canoe. Lad
2012-10-06 Cicily Missing Boating (-10)

Slept in for the Dee
2012-10-05 Meike Sex and Romance (5)

Ciaran
2012-10-05 Ciaran Sex and Romance (5)

Meike
2012-10-02 AlexB Being Baker (-49)

Being a rapist
2012-09-22 james.lownes Pinned (5)

Got pinned on rock garden.
2012-09-21 Christine Spewage (-5)

For an unreasonable amount of spew. Everywhere. Had to be carried home.
2012-09-17 AlexB Long Arm of The Law (15)

Barred from RGU
2012-09-13 Sarah Brady Sex and Romance (5)

Banged Murray
2012-09-13 Murray Sex and Romance (5)

Banged Sarah
2012-09-09 Gregs Nasty Beating (15)

2012-09-08 Sandy Niven Being Sandy (-50)

sandy is sandy
2012-09-06 calum Missing Boating (-10)

Couldnt remember that he had drunkenly agreed to paddle
2012-09-02 CalumPeden Spewage (-5)

wet west
2012-09-02 CalumPeden Urinating in Strange Places (5)

pissed himself at wet west